🦙 “Go Llama or Go Home” Hoodie
Gear up like it’s drop-time with the ultimate chaos commander: Gramps the Battle Llama. This T-shirt captures our tactical alpaca (seriously, stop calling him a llama) mid-glory in a Fortnite firestorm—armed, fabulous, and completely unaware of how the inventory system works.
Whether you're clutching wins or just hiding in bushes for 20 minutes, this shirt lets the world know you believe in high-stakes comedy, questionable reflexes, and the majestic fluff of battle-hardened livestock.
🔥 Features:
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100% cotton, 0% llama spit
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Printed in HD so every pink tuft and explosion pops
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Guaranteed to increase your Fortnite win rate by exactly 0%*
*Gramps tried. He really did.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Llama Chile Shop Merchandise
- Email: contact@support.llamachile.support
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🦙 “Go Llama or Go Home” Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|